Aku jumpa soalan Ramalan STPM 2009 di blog Nida Madu Lebah. Aku pun salin dan cuba jawab. Soalannya berbunyi begini:
"What If Your Ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend said these to you.."
1. Hi, how r ya?
Now that you are gone, I am on the top of the world!
2. Hey! you wanna go to mall?
And do what? Waste money on you? F**k you!
3. I love you..
Repeat telecast. Don't say things you don't mean.
4. Do you want some cookies?
No thank you. Entah-entah ada kemiyan dalam tu.
5. Can u take me a picture?
Okay. Go pose behind that wall.
6. Help me in my homework
Damn it! Do I look like a fool?
7. Here's my gift to you
Put it in the trash can there.
8. Let's just be textmates
No can do. I deleted your numbers long time ago.
9. Do you want me to buy u an iPod?
No. I have everything that I wanted.
10. Let's sit together in the bus..
You know what happens if we sit next to each other. Better not.
11. Hi baby..
Bukan Babi ke? I still remember our last fight.
12. You still cute..
Get your eyes checked.
13. I still love you..
14. Can I visit your house?
I moved and you are not welcome.
15. Do you love me?
Yes. As much as I love tahi kucing.