Jumaat, Januari 16, 2009

EX-GIRLFRIEND

Aku jumpa soalan Ramalan STPM 2009 di blog Nida Madu Lebah. Aku pun salin dan cuba jawab. Soalannya berbunyi begini:

"What If Your Ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend said these to you.."

1. Hi, how r ya?
Now that you are gone, I am on the top of the world!

2. Hey! you wanna go to mall?
And do what? Waste money on you? F**k you!

3. I love you..
Repeat telecast. Don't say things you don't mean.

4. Do you want some cookies?
No thank you. Entah-entah ada kemiyan dalam tu.

5. Can u take me a picture?
Okay. Go pose behind that wall.

6. Help me in my homework
Damn it! Do I look like a fool?

7. Here's my gift to you
Put it in the trash can there.

8. Let's just be textmates
No can do. I deleted your numbers long time ago.

9. Do you want me to buy u an iPod?
No. I have everything that I wanted.

10. Let's sit together in the bus..
You know what happens if we sit next to each other. Better not.

11. Hi baby..
Bukan Babi ke? I still remember our last fight.

12. You still cute..
Get your eyes checked.

13. I still love you..
Deja vu.

14. Can I visit your house?
I moved and you are not welcome.

15. Do you love me?
Yes. As much as I love tahi kucing.

20 ulasan:

Princess Liyana berkata...

budak2 sukala kot soalan ramalan stpm mcm ni ;P..tp i yakin,stpm tkde soalan gitu ;P

wakaka..em, love tahi kucing??euww..tk menarik lgsg.sarcastic sungguh..hi hi hi

ayobkelubi berkata...

hahahaha,well done then!. pedih menusuk ulu hati yang paling dalam sebelah arteri kiri tu.

pssst tok, ada projek rahsia eh?. ;P

addyaholix berkata...

soalan stpm macam ni?
rugi pulak aku tak ambik stpm tok!

haha!

madulebah berkata...

Apa yang Tok dah buat dalam bas???

Ha ha ha

tasikmerah berkata...

israel jugak jawapan kau ye tok?

he he.


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hegira berkata...

suka yang nombor 11.

spyz berkata...

[background music : you oughta know - alanis morissette]

Bitter sweet memories huh?

kena dumped memang pahit utk ditelan ha ha..

Abdullah berkata...

Aku punnak tau ko buat apa dlm bas...

azie berkata...

ni stok berpatah arang berkerat rotan dah ni.

garpu karat / encik jimmy berkata...

tak boleh blah langsung. hahahah..i love u as much tahi kucing. hik..giler baik punyer metafora..

DeeN berkata...

Hoh! Marah sesangat tuh. Bahaya. Hahahahahaa....

Tok Rimau berkata...

Deen,
Marah dengan ikhlas ni. Sorokkan semua golok.

Jimmy,
Falling in hate all over again.

Azie,
Kerat 14 pun mungkin.

Abdullah,
Biarlah rahsia.

Spyz,
Bukan ke dump tapi kena khianat.

Hegira,
Kata-kata manis berulang boleh buat kencing manis.

Tasik,
Jangan boikot Tok.

Madu,
Gunakan fantasi liar kamu.

Addy,
Saja je ni. Nanti budak STPM google soalan bocor jumpa blog ni. ha ha ah.

Ayob,
Boleh bawa mati. Projek rahsia ada 3. Yang mana satu ni yang kamu hidu?

Liyana,
Awak tak pernah amik STPM, mana awak tahu. Kertas am ni.

Hanna J. Potter berkata...

offensive. but a fun read. couldnt help smiling. sorry been a while since i last came. you're doing good. *^^* glad to see that.

will come again later.

Amy Z! berkata...

marahnya. takut ai..

amirahsyuhada berkata...

Ganas giler pakcik rimau nih.

kel@mbu berkata...

denial syndrome.. hahaha..

ADEX berkata...

hahahaha

sukanya dengan semua jawapan...
nie baru tak cliche...bosan dah jawapan sama ja..

I love you..
Repeat telecast. Don't say things you don't mean.!!! pinjam sat nooo...

alan berkata...

tok bagi jawapan emo hehe..macam pernah alami je kejadian ni tok hehehe

dugongsenyum berkata...

Anggur yang paling masam ialah anggur yang kita tak dapat petik, terlalu tinggi misalnya.

rozinorazali berkata...

antara semua soalan...
ada satu soalan cepumas tak disiarkan...
kenapa?

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